The Holy Bible
If you just googled, "How to Get a Free Bible Without Stealing One From a Hotel Room," you are on the right track.
There is a way to get it free. Typically, the United States Bible Society promises to send a Bible to anyone who wants one.
A simple request will do. The society website provides a form for making requests. Fulfillment takes about 30 days. For the most part, the United States Bible Society offers complete King James Version Bibles only.